I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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