Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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