im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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