the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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