; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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