is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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