I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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