U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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