talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
