so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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