I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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