Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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