Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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