Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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