I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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