Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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