Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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