? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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