Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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