I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
