Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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