U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize
