I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You can make out without kissing
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