she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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