what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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