Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(813): View more from Florida

My mind said no, but my drink said yes.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

tie

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(631): View more from New York

im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets

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(406): View more from Montana

That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.

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(812): View more from Indiana

according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out

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(713): View more from Texas

I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.

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(817): View more from Texas

I think that's mostly how we became friends.

(1-817): View more from Texas

Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.

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