Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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