; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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