I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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