I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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