The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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