i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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