I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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