if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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