It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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