i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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