Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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