Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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