Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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