Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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