I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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