I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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