Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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