Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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