in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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