No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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