i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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