Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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