you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
