My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Dicks are not precious.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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