I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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