You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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