Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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